Absolutley Bile!!!!!

Poor Kayla, she is now on her 7th day of TPN and 10th day of nil by mouth.

If her bowels need anymore rest they should be placed on a plane and sent to the carribean!

Her gastric nasal tube however, is on overtime! They need this bile production to ebb and stop. No chance the juices are running at biblical proportions........... no honestly she has now been producing bile for 40 days and 40 nights!!!!

But No Kayla being Kayla just has to be different...........the bile river just keeps on flowing........she is a one woman bile production line....... she is the EEC bile lake! I think her tummy is designed like Doctor Who's bloody TARDIS!

The only thing that has kept Kayla sane through this has been unlimited iced water. Well that has all stopped now! Mr B and Co have deceided that in order to staunch the bile flood Kayla can only drink a maximum of 500 ml/24 hours.................

She is not a happy bunny, her toys have left the cot, Her facial expression resembles a cross between a slapped a*se and a bulldog licking p*ss of a thistle!!!!

She is NOT a happy girl................ah well things can only get better I suppose (Gulp!) we have got to get home by easter! We are both going crazy!!!!!!!!!